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The COVID-19 Song: A New Holiday Parody featuring The ChoCo Puffs

Written by Tori Cook | Dec 16, 2020

Some of you know that Chorus Connection's employee choir, The ChoCo Puffs, have somewhat of an annual tradition of singing holiday choral parodies. This year, we simply couldn't resist singing about the #dumpsterfire that is 2020.

We hope our virtual parody of the holiday classic, "The Christmas Song," puts a smile on your face!


The COVID-19 Song

By The ChoCo Puffs, Chorus Connection's employee choir

 

 

Chestnuts roasting on a dumpster fire.

This year’s packing quite a punch.

Yuletide carols are now sung by choirs,

That look just like the Brady Bunch.

 

And I’ve got a hunch, some ring lights and a laptop glow,

Will help to make the season bright.

And though it sucks to rehearse all alone,

I’m not wearing pants tonight!

 

We hope that Santa stays at home,

'Cause no one wants a superspreader on the roam.

And as for wearing masks, please comply!

So we can kiss this stupid virus goodbye!

 

And so, we’re echoing this simple phrase,

From kids from one to ninety-two.

By now, we’ve all said, many times, many ways...

2020, f*ck you.

 

Want to leave this dumpster fire behind and start 2021 on the right foot? You too can stay organized, engage and retain your singers, easily share digital files, and implement touchless payments in the new year!