I'm a soprano 1 and we're kind of the worst people ever. (Just kidding - I love my fellow sopranos.) But after years of singing in the soprano section, I've come to realize that there are a few parallels between sopranos and the movie "Mean Girls." Don't believe me? Does this sound familiar to you?
But you’re, like, really talented… So you agree? You think you’re really talented?”
You can't audition for my solo! That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by this repertoire.
Even the men are victimized...
You can't sit with us.
Karen: Why are you an alto?
Me: Karen, you can't just ask people why they're altos!
But I can't help it if I've got a heavy sound and a wide-set vibrato.
Me: What part do you sing?
Her: I'm a Soprano 1, duh. *pretentiously rolls eyes and points to self*
Don't sing like that, because you will get nodules and die.
I can't help it that I'm so talented.
Soprano #1: My tone is so weird.
Soprano #2: My vibrato is huge.
Soprano #3: My high notes suck.
Soprano #4: I have bad breath support....
To the new soprano: I really like your voice!
Behind her back: That is the ugliest effing voice I've ever heard.
Can we all take a litle advice from Tina Fey and stop being so mean?
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